~Ba-Lakorr

Desperation: a torch wood fanfic

Chad drooled with enthusiasm as the judge ruled his verdict, do to the fact that the first ever troll your where in ended in you dieng more times then some people mastebate in a lieftim, we the judge sentnc u to live out the next troll in torchwood. The fear rammed Chads fac, he put on a helmet that said im cool, and defened himself by pulling out a lollipop the size of Ontario and began to lick it, with his foot. Chad died, when chad awoke, he was in a run down windmilla with no panty, and his ass hurt. He begabn to wonder if the tooth fairy accepted his toe nail clippings. Chad heard sirens off in dist ance, Cab died, he visit crime scene, and died, when he awoke from his sudden death, he was hand cuffed to a metal chair by pink fuzzy handcuffs. Mr. Butch then enter rooamed, he wore tight ass less chaps with a pink thong a police men hat and a mustardstache, he then began to pulllll whip outed his tweeter, and hit Chad wit it. Chad died. Chad then ate th interrogater, with a side, children. Chad contarcted AIDS, and died. Then Jack Harness whereing his pink slacks, with matching pumps, very tasteful, Chad thought so to, and tried to eat his shoes, Chad died of massive shoe overdose, after Mr.Butch pulled himself out of Chad’s ass, he began to make Johnny feel good, Chad died while he was still daid. What yoube jack vomited. Pillows Chad responded as he got violated by Mel Gibson, and died. I are be Chad. Do you like men, chad died. Chad somehow with magically powers joined torchwood three team, and died. He met team, he expesctuall like Toshiko, Chad realized he was gay, and died using a laptop and looking at prono. He then ignored every one else, cause he like potato chips, and died. Jack cam to Chad, chad died, and said ther are be ailiiean in town we gon catch ithim. Chad sayed yay, he ate nachos, and then he got hit by a truck, and lived, then The titanic, and 5 canda airline planes crashed directly uonto him, every one surive, chad die, jack and Chad in street. Jack hit on Chad, chad made friends, and shouted bagels and cream cheese make my feet smell better. Then they find alien, aliiilen boner chadmti, Chad bout to die, then guten von foods that end in amburger , save him, Chad has died, aliiilllaien turn out to be Dr.Owen harper, but gay. Chad had the usead the pee pee rooamed. Chad tasted the soup wit soup ladler, macroni attacked Chad, Chad died. After he got home, Anakin skywalker approached him, would you like to feell my lightsaber. Chad got too horny and raped a brick wall, and died becasere of blood loss. Torchwood 3 cum. Talk with Chad. Join us oprah, Chad got steel hard on, saved the day, wit gay sex, wit torchwood cast, andtyra banks, Chad died of banks diesaes. Chad hiked mountain, mountain got turned on, Chad died. “Your ghey prowers are not match 4 the mygt of this fully operation battlesatiateen Cha imploedeed. Vader 1, humanity prevails. Chad is died stop reading if you have not stoped already.